New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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