we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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