I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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