i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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