A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
