She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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