brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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