Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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