I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You work out of a Hotel?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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