Sponge bath it is.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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