elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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