If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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