a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
where are you?
Hypothermia
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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