I want to stick my p in your. b.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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