can we get nightvision for the apartment?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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