found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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