i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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