dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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