I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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