I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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