she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I need a burrito and a hug.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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