i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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