Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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