let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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