WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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