haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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