yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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