I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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