I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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