I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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