just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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