doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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