so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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