Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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