the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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