whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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