Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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