at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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