I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The adults are the big ones right?
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