I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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