I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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