suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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