Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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