dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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