He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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