For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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