Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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