Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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