He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
love makes seman taste better
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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