Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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