If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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