Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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